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GLITZY BABYLON is locked in a shack out in the middle of the desert. A low-slung but menacing hill is nearby and visible from her window, which quite possibly hides cannibals on the other side. At first she was alarmed by this outrageous threat, but time has passed, and now she just wishes they'd come on around just to break the monotony; and also because she'd (hopefully) finally get out of this bloody shack.

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HOOVERSUCK OF AN EMPTY SPACE
part one of SHIT HAPPENS IN SPACE

A glam-rock superstar (who is also a failed academeic) finds an Ancient Evil Egg in his hotel shower. The irritating alcoholic troubador who sleeps with all of the glam-rock superstar's friends decides to help him deal with it. What ensues is the first part of a vast space opera where space whales hump spaceships, there are pyramids made out of android parts on hoverdollies, and a research station turned tourist hub called Chimera Hangdog houses plenty of weird characters. Like some guy made out of sponges. The sponges guy is weird.

Hooversuck of an Empty Space is posted on Mondays at ao3..

\ LAST TWO RELEASES \

SUPERANNUATED
a wretched excuse for a superhero story
released JANUARY 2017

    A superhero who uses the moniker IGUANODON is hit with something like sex pollen while shopping at a grocers. His best friend, the villain CARNIVORA, intervenes by hiring the Mad Scientist Mary-Ann to concoct a cure. Something sinister is going on in the underbelly of The City, and every relatively active Super, Villain, Scientific Adjunct, and Vigilante will be affected.
    Someone gets concussed regularly, another makes flamingos explode because he doesn't like them, and one of the Scientific Adjunt scrambles her particles every time she sneezes. All normal happenstance in this town.

Book One in a series, THE CITY

For $2.99, find at AMAZON

LOCUSTS THE SIZE OF CARS!
a giant bug extravaganza
published October 2016

    What happens when your typical Mad Scientist has a raging crush on his Super Villain boss? Well, probably this book, but that's not the main focus of the story. The main focus is on GIANT BUGS and HOW MANY PEOPLE THE GIANT BUGS KILL and all the different ways the aforementioned Mad Scientist works to keep his favourite Super Villain alive and out of the evil clutches of the bugs!
    The tone in Locusts the Size of Cars! is more latenight D-list creature feature with some exploitation sexual content thrown in. The science is for fun, not profit. The lead knows just enough to be dangerous but not enough to avoid the more sketchy of situations. The minor lead is very grumpy. All of this is very dramatic and compelling, yes. All in all, Locusts is a book that asks, what if a science fiction b-movie & a schlock romcom had a babby? AND WHAT IF THERE WERE BUGS???

For $1.99, to be found at: AMAZON

\ UPCOMING RELEASES \

GUN STREET GIRLS
a weird noir triumph
to be published in APRIL 2017

    A Bank Manager's precious bank is robbed by some guy weilding a very weird gun. Using this piece of information, she seeks to hire a private detective to track the man down. It's her misfortune that the first PI she finds is a rat ventriloquist who smells like cigarettes and smugness. It also really doesn't help when theatrical troupes who do villainy to pay the bills start stumbling around with weird torture mechanisms.
    Gun Street Girls is a noir-type mystery story wrapped up in floating eyeballs and mouths that open just a wee bit too wide.

For $1.99, will be at: AMAZON, KOBO, B&N, iTUNES

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